I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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