plz talk dirty to me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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