The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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