So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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