i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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