The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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