I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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