we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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