I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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