Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize