so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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