Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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