Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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