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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

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  she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

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  are you serious?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My cat gives me a boner

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..

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• (415): View more from California

  We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.

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  i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.

  (510): View more from California

  I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him

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• (408): View more from California

  I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.

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