Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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