Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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