i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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