worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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