So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
another moral hangover. fuck.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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