this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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