Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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