at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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