So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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