No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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