Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Be still, my beating vagina.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
