Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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