His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
