Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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