god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Shame is for Republicans.
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