It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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