Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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