I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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