I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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