Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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