so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
