Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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