I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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