physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize