do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
did i just pee glitter
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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