the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
