i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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