you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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