I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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