OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
P.S. I can't hear my feet
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just found a bag of teeth...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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