so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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