: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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