my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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