i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize
