One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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