he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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