everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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