That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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