Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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